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sorry if my Mormon friends here thought I was dissing someone, quite to the contrary, I'm here to laud one of your own...

http://vpcblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/john-browning-mormon-bastard/

I though this was well-written, funny as heck... found it as I was doing some research on the Browning M2 for work, some days I just love my job! :yay!:
 

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Wow. That is just.....weird! The man was a genius.
(I'm mormon by the way)
 

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The patron-saint of all Gun Blobbers, John Browning invented numerous firearms and thus is the source of much of the world's ills. Gun Blobbers idolize him because he represents someone who acted completely sane around firearms. We at the VPC Blog know this is a quality only to found in Law Enforcement Officers, thus his fanatics are deluding themselves.

Here is a sample list of his crimes:

Turned a lever-action rifle into an assault weapon. He probably used Black Magic in order to accomplish this feat.
From this, he designed the M1895 machine gun, and then the M2 machine gun.
The Browning Automatic Rifle. Truly a deadly assault weapon.
Created the the M1911 and Browning Hi-Power pistols, frequently used by gangsters.

He created six deadly pistol cartridges: .25 ACP*, .32 ACP, .38 ACP, .380 ACP, 9mm Browning Long, and .45 ACP.
And, worst of all, he created the .50 Caliber Browning Machine Gun cartridge.
As you can see, he is practically a war criminal.

I think this guy needs to put the crack pipe down. Many of those firearms were the tools used by the U.S. Military so that American "Joes" could go overseas and die to give him the right to type that filth.
 

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Yeah I really hope it is a satire! Otherwise he might be getting one of Browning's "crimes" in his face a.k.a my 1911 in .45 ACP!!
 

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I thought it was satire, but a LOT of talk-backs didn't think so...?
 

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I thought it was satire, but a LOT of talk-backs didn't think so...?
i took it as such, heck, there were gun ads on the site galore.
 

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I thought it was satire, but a LOT of talk-backs didn't think so...?
i took it as such, heck, there were gun ads on the site galore.
That's just a good cover...
 

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Very funny. Isn't it weird how our fellow citizens are so gullible? If people can take that blog seriously we are in do a lot deeper than we think.


Edited by Krippp for violation of the COC/TOU
 

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Just had to bring him into this...

Edited by Krippp for quoting a post that was in violation of the COC/TOU
 

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Whoops, my bad Krippp, yeah I should have edited it before I posted the quote...
 
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