Joke from Dirt Day

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by sbroomheadsr, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. The environmentalists decided that wolves needed to be re-introduced into Yellowstone Park. Many of the nearby ranchers complained but to deaf ears.

    The wolves were relocated to Yellowstone and thrived. So much so that they started to hunt outside of the park. The local ranchers started to lose cattle and sheep. They finally forced the environmentalists to have a meeting to try and decide how to handle the problem.

    At one point in the meeting, it was suggested that to help control the wolves that they could spay and neuter them.

    One rancher spoke up, "I don't think you understand the problem. They are eating the cattle and sheep, not having sex with them!"

    If you love the high cost of gas and diesel, thank an environmentalist!