[shaner]

Traffic cop
Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car ...
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?
These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."
HAHAHA! 😁

 

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Once I drove about 105 miles per hour in a three cylinder Geo Metro driving downhill. I still have not beat that speed even in a sports car that hit 101 miles per hour in the middle of the desert.

 

[backbencher]

You had 3 friends pushing you down Pikes Peak?

I test drove one of those 1.0 L Geo Metros. Probably should've bought it instead of the 5.7 L Caprice I got, would have saved thousands in gas by now.