Mall-ninjas

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Fracman, Nov 5, 2015.

  1. Fracman

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    I just finished reading this and thought some of you would get a kick out of this. They even talk about hipoints. Just wondering if these two guys have ever been here?


    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
     
  2. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    That one keeps making the rounds lol.
    The original posts aw internet gold....
     

  3. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    It's a classic.

    Seems unlikely.

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  4. monsterdawg

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    The original Mall Ninja should be made into a movie. Those threads are hilarious.
     
  5. Outlaw

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    Multiple rnds to the back with a .338? Does the ability to breath after the hits ever enter this doofus's mind? I see stupid people :foilhat:
     
  6. monsterdawg

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    I think that was what he feared while walking thru the parking lot after riding in his modified electric transport vehicle to bail out the SWAT team that couldn't handle some skinheads or something like that and also saving the mayors nephew from losing his virginity in a bathroom. Dude had quite an exciting life!
     
  7. lsi1

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    what did this guys mom put in all those bagel bites she would treat him with when he would come up out of the basement.
     
  8. sarahsmom

    sarahsmom Supporting Member

    Man! This guy seems like he would be a psychoanalyst's dream case! (although I hold as much stock in Freud's theories as I do in the mall ninja guy). Anyway, kinda enjoyed the "arcade showdown" - sounds like something out of a dime novel.
     
  9. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Its stuff of legend. And we have had our share. Remember ..-..-..
     
  10. sarahsmom

    sarahsmom Supporting Member

    That one was scary!
     
  11. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    I thought she was hot :O
     
  12. cicpup

    cicpup Resident PITA Supporting Member

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    You're looking at it from the wrong side of the fence. There's plenty of stupid people there. Just not these two.
     
  13. Outlaw

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    A truism sir
     
  14. Think1st

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    It wasn't a she.
     
  15. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    No, she wasn't.:cool:

    They know that.;)
     
  16. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    I would of spanked her
     
  17. Think1st

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    So, you're saying that they're maintaining a fantasy, then.
     
  18. lsi1

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    of course they were they were laughing their a$$es off over all the forum junkies getting all up in arms about the crap they were saying. I think they knew exactly what they were doing.
     
  19. histed

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    And your point is?? You think MOLE is hot and you want to spank SWAGA!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  20. Plus 1 on movie

    "I crept towards the arcade, when the power went out. It was an ambush!":rofl::rofl: