Man shoots himself, well, you know where.

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by ralphb72, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. ralphb72

    ralphb72 Member

    Man accidentally shoots himself during store robbery

    KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) — Kokomo police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store.

    A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry this morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

    Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.
    A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

    Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

    Should have gotten a holster I guess.
  2. shelbyzman

    shelbyzman Member

    sounds to me like he got what he deserved :lol:

  3. Kelotravolski

    Kelotravolski Member

    too bad it only hit one of em. we could have removed him from the gene pool.
  4. Public service announcement ALWAYS holster your weapon :lol:

    but seriously should have blown both nuts off what an idiot and waste of skin
  5. SteveD

    SteveD Member

    Too bad he is only a canadate for a Darwin award.
  6. besides robbing the store, he had to make sure he got his cigs too.
  7. neothespian

    neothespian Member

    Great....another thief going off half-cocked. If he weren't d*king around he probably would've got away, but tool just ended up shafting himself.

    I know I sense busting a nut over it, but if you're going to use your gun, check you gear!

    Ok, did I get all the puns? :lol:
  8. This guy got what he deserved for being a moron with a gun.

    Hollywood uses the "Mexican Carry" method in a lot of movies, people see it and think its a safe and cool way to pack a loaded gun. Wish they had a video of the ER folks working on his nads to show folks just how stupid the Mexican Carry really is.
  9. LMAO!!!! I have been laughing for 5 minutes, to the point of coughing and crying and trying to sneeze ALL at the same damn time.... Having a cold sucks....

    ANYWHO, what a TOOL! He got what he deserved... I guess next time he's in the shower room with Bubba, he'll remember what he did wrong and why he shouldn't do it again..... :lol:
  10. WOW what a jack ass. to bad he didnt take himself out.
  11. LMFAO, he didn't need that one anyway. Just goes to show ya what happens when you don't jack about guns and their safety. Dumbass criminals lol
  12. At least he didn't go off half c**ked!
  13. Well, lets analize the mechanics of getting shot in the junk.

    One, stuffing your firearm in the front of your trousers. I mean, if your a man, where is the last place you want a gun pointed at.

    Two, safety not on when not aiming "downranger". Use the safety, they put it there for a reason.

    Three, finger on the trigger. Probably had his finger on ther trigger, when he stuffed it down, finger get caught on the waist of pants while your still pushing down, BAMMM!

    Now, I dont know about you, but it says he made it all the way to a home.... personaly, after taking one in the jewels and leg I dont think I could make it more than a few feet.
  14. panoz77

    panoz77 Member

    Too bad it missed his head, but the groin is the nextg best thing, lol.
  15. Ari

    Ari Guest

    You know the the part of this that is the most amazing is the fact he got 14 blocks on foot after shooting his right testicle! There would no way for me to take step after that. :shock: