Media Bias.....

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hermitt, Sep 8, 2014.

  1. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
    The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.”
    The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, ‘Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.”
    The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?”
    “Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier.
    “What?’ asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?”
    “No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass.
    The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
    As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”
    “What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”
     
  2. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Lol...... That was hilarious...... But sadly true.
     

  3. papataylor

    papataylor Member

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    Those darn Israelis.

    As if his Krav Maga wouldn't have prevented him being captured in the first place :p


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  4. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Funny stuff. But I doubt the Israeli soldier gives a flying flip at a donut hole what the media thinks.;)

    Know why no one hijacks Isreali airplanes? Because the Israelis will kill you if you do.:cool:

    End of story.