Mom's a stripper

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by FlashBang, May 7, 2015.

  1. FlashBang

    FlashBang I Stand With Talon Lifetime Supporter

    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "she works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
     
  2. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Now that's funny!....
     

  3. Outlaw

    Outlaw Supporting Member

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    :rofl: Love it!
     
  4. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Bah-Dum-Dum...
     

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  6. The thread title reminded me of
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