Moms demand action at NRA convention

Discussion in '2nd Amendment' started by perotter, Apr 11, 2015.

  1. Looks like 150 women, who happen to be mothers, showed up at the NRA convention looking for some action. They must not be getting any action at home(hope they aren't married to a guy currently overseas). Might live in one of those cities where the guys don't like women.

    Probability not a bad idea. There must have been 10,000s of NRA men there able to give them the action they must lack. Given the number men there, even the coyote ugly ones should have been able a find 3-4 guys a day who had drank a few to many and was vision impaired.

    Anyway, I'm sure they will all be able to leave town satisfied and smiling. They are sure to tell there friends about the all action they got from men at the NRA convention. I hope they don't start bringing so many along that the convention turns into a sinathon.

    I read before the convention that 400 planned to be there. So 250 of them must have their demand for action at home or while travelling to Nashville, likely at a truck stop or small town bar that had enough guys there to satisfy them.

    It might be a bit of a sad state the country is in when women have to travel 100's of miles to get some, but then I haven't haven't seen any pictures of them either.
     
  2. Could also be they were Rosie O'Donnells girlfriends! ROFLOL
     

  3. So scared of guns they travel hundreds of miles to be around people with guns...:rolleyes:
     
  4. Leo801

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    Not only so scared that THEY traveled hundreds of mile to a gun friendly area to be surrounded by guns, but some brought their kids. So is that an admission of their stupidity or an admission that even they know law abiding gun carrying citizens are harmless. Probably both I suppose.
    I did see pictures, you aren't missing a thing, unless coyote ugly is your "thing".
     
  5. Think1st

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    It sounds like an astro-turf effort. They're probably so lacking in fullfilment that a paid trip to some state they'd never visited was a delightful departure from their normal mediocre existences.

    There's nothing like being either stuck home with a kid all day or dealing with a recently empty nest to make a mom bored when her husband doesn't take the time to entertain her when he gets home. That leaves a lot of room for that kind of diversion for them. Hell, it's too bad none of the convention attendees managed to win a convert or two.
     
  6. ekim

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    You can't fix stupid and the coyote ugly part can be helped with a paper bag if your that hard up! ;)
     
  7. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Great thread, Perotter!

    Too bad it's not MILFs Demand Action!
     
  8. Think1st

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    Paper bags are the easy part. Fixing stupid is the hard part. I am of the the mind that anti-gunners are readily convertible when properly introduced to guns and gun owners in a good way. Maybe the NRA could set aside a portion of their resources to devote some cool, hip and articulate figures like Colion Noir, and then let the designated missionaries escort a group of protesters that they can cut from the herd into the show for an introduction to what is really happening.

    The problem with many anti-gunners' views of what happens at these NRA events is that they have images of inbreds walking around scratching their balls and spitting Copenhagen juice on the floor, while fondling inherently evil instruments of horror and destruction. Letting them see otherwise would go a long way toward disabusing them of these bigoted notions. Let them handle some of the display items, and give them basic safety instruction, too. That will further aid the cause.
     
  9. sdbrit68

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    just call Mikey...........he will give action to anything

    (am I the only one old enough to get the reference to that joke)
     
  10. Think1st

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    Nope. People used to call me Mikey when I was a kid because I wouldn't turn down any food.
     
  11. out of 150 there's got to be some milf's in the lot good story perotter :)
     
  12. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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