Need a funny pirate ship name

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Liberty, May 24, 2015.

  1. Liberty

    Liberty Shhh! Lifetime Supporter

    So I'm building a 20 foot pirate ship in the front yard for the soon to be 4 year old. I need to name it. You'll be able to see it from space on Google Maps when I'm done.

    THIS IS FOR A FOUR YEAR OLD. With you jokers I've got to keep repeating this.

    20+ feet long, eight foot ceilings in the interior, a 6 x 16 foot deck 8 feet in the air, portholes, cannons, a slide when you "walk the plank," real ship's wheel, brass telescope, treasure chest, anchor, a gangplank to walk up to it, crow's nest and then some. The whole nine yards. I've even got a brass sign that says "Pirates" like you might find on a men's room. It's going to be pretty epic, and if I have to basically sit on a deck 8 feet in the air and play with him, so much the better, as I never grew up just like the rest of you all.

    There's a ship in one of his shows that is the "Walkaplanka." I need something *CLEAN* that I can name it, something in that vein.

    Think Muppets, not George Carlin.

    He's going to age, and if we have another one besides him, the little brother or sister will inherit this eventually too, so I probably have 10+ years out of this if not more. So - *CLEAN* ideas? I'm all for something funny, but please keep it clean. I know you all are VERY punny - I'd love to have something good to put out there.

    And yes, when I get it built, I'm going to post a ton of pictures.
  2. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


  3. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    The Flying Wasp
  4. talon

    talon the banned wagon

    So, "the Moistened Maiden" would probably not work huh?

    How about "land yacht"?
  5. Liberty

    Liberty Shhh! Lifetime Supporter

    SS ESSESS is cute, Land Yacht isn't bad either. Keep 'em coming!
  6. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    I thought about the Tuna Schooner too.... But figured that was a no-go..
  7. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    Just a fleeing about "Liberty"?
    Pirates were free-man raiding anybody and anything as they felt like.
    On occasion used as mercenaries by various kingdoms to raid the other guy's ships and bring back the gold.
  8. talon

    talon the banned wagon

    "Shiver-ed timbers"
  9. Dragonbreath

    Dragonbreath Member

    The Cereal Killers

    Remember that the hull number is O U 8 1 2
  10. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

    Pirate's BOOTY-HAULER :D


    Just tell them it means "treasure" ;)
  11. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

    The ARRRRRRRmageddon
  12. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Now that's good!
  13. Be respectful, name it after the first lady~~~"SS Thunder Thighs".
  14. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

    NE Utah
    The Walloping WindowBlind.

    I memorized it back in the day.;)

    A capital ship for an ocean trip
    was the "Walloping Window Blind."
    No gale that blew dismayed her crew
    or troubled the Captain’s mind.
    The man at the wheel was made to feel
    contempt for the wildest blow,
    Tho' it often appeared when the weather had cleared,
    That he'd been in his bunk below.

    The Bosun’s mate was very sedate,
    yet fond of amusement too.
    He played hop-scotch with the starboard watch,
    while the Captain tickled the crew.

    The gunner we had was apparently mad,
    for he sat on the after rail,
    and he fired salutes with the Captain’s boots
    in the teeth of the booming gale.

    The Captain sat on the Commodore’s hat
    and dined in a royal way,
    off roasted pigs and pickles and figs,
    and gunnery bread each day.

    The Cook he was Dutch and behaved as such
    for the diet he gave the crew
    was a couple of tons of hot-cross buns
    served up with sugar and glue.

    And we all felt ill as mariners will
    On a diet that's cheap and rude;
    And we shivered and shook as we dipped the cook
    In a tub of his gluesome food.

    Then nautical pride we laid aside,
    And we ran the vessel ashore
    On the Gulliby Isles where the poo-poo smiles,
    And the Anagzanders roar.

    Composed of sand was that favored land
    And trimmed in cinnamon straws;
    And pink and blue was the pleasing hue
    Of the Tickletoeteasers claws.

    And we set on the edge of a sandy ledge
    And shot at the whistling bee
    And the cinnamon bats wore waterproof hats
    As they dipped in the shining sea..

    On rugbug bark from morn till dark,
    We dined till we all had grown
    Uncommonly shrunk when a Chinese junk
    Came up from the Torribly Zone.

    She was chubby and square, but we didn't much care
    As we cheerily put to sea-ea-ea;
    And we left all the crew of the junk to chew
    On the bark of the rugbug tree.

    Charles Edward Carryl.
  15. The Rusty Razor

    Show him this and see what he thinks about it...
    Kid in the video aside, it doesn't get much more piraty. ;)
  16. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

    Copy and Paste is your FRIEND!!! ;)
  17. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

    Whatever ye do, seize ye one of these silver doubloons for the wee Lad...



  18. MaryB

    MaryB Supporting Member

    Black Pearl! He must be a movie watcher
  19. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

    NE Utah
    Wait...I didn't have to type that all out from memory?:eek:

    I said I memorized it back in the day, not that I still had it memorized. Except for the first's still there. ;)