NEWSFLASH!!!!! new element discovered!

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by 69burbon, Dec 1, 2007.

  1. 69burbon

    69burbon Well-Known Member

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    Evolution has produced an element that has become clearly identifiable in the past decade or two.

    Recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's Mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons

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  2. SHOOTER Z

    SHOOTER Z Well-Known Member

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    Very good. You pass! :lol:
     

  3. :shock: Nice post!
     
  4. 69burbon

    69burbon Well-Known Member

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    A buddy of mine E-mailed that to me an I just had to share.

    Enjoy all!! 8)
     
  5. You're an idiot, but a funny one, so that makes you cool! LMAO!
     
  6. 69burbon

    69burbon Well-Known Member

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    Thanks!

    I think!! :roll:
     
  7. Good one!!! Gonna share that with some of my "not claimed" liberal relatives. Should get a sneer from them since they feel the Gvt is the answer to everything. LOL
     
  8. He has a funny way of insulting while passing it off as a compliment.
     
  9. pills

    pills Guest

    He called me retarded. I still cant find a way to take it as a compliment.
     
  10. Primal, do me a favor, don't complement me, it might hurt my feelings :p
     
  11. 69burbon

    69burbon Well-Known Member

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    I'm good here. no worries. I know Primals got my back if the need arose.

    Besides I get called worse all the time. Idiot is a step up for me!! :D