Note under wiper blade......

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by SWAGA, May 20, 2015.

  1. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    So I come out of the gym all jittery and wasted...ready to start my car.
    See a note on my windshield and I'm like 'ok who did I piss off today and did they key my car'.
    To my surprise it read:

    " I saw you smile at me today...
    If your not married or involved give me a call"........

    Made my day for sure :)
    Send her a text that I'm married.
    And yes, it's a 'her' by the handwriting.....
    I have a faint idea who it is and it's a smokin' hot Latina.

    Came home and showed the note to my wife. She said 'good job' lol
     
  2. Rachgier

    Rachgier Administrator Staff Member

    Women are driven to odd extremes when their maternal clock is ticking....
     

  3. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Feels good, eh?:)

    I was at some ball game at the school, came out to find a nice blue fake rosebud under the wiper on my old faded out Ford, with a note about the "cool truck" and wanting to go out. No numbers, no idea who or why. Gotta be a joke.

    Still got that rose wrapped around the rear view, but it's faded too, now.:p
     
  4. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Had a similar thing, but she took a (much) more direct approach. Standing in line at the
    bakery/deli to pick up some lunch, older lady was taking customers one by one, but a blue-eyed,
    busty, sandy blonde was doing something in the back. Nice smile :) Just as I am next in line,
    and about to be called upon, this babe bops over and says "May I help you?" very cheery,
    with a big smile. I said, "Why, of course!" and the chit-chat began. She said maybe I'll see
    you next time and I said very likely... She asked if I liked doughnuts, so I ordered some for
    the guys. (I had won the check pool, I'm the Luckiest Mole I know!) She had made me
    a doughnut, special for me, she said... It was chocolate, with little "heart sprinkles" on it.
    So I ate that one, it was very tasty! ;)
     
  5. ArmyScout

    ArmyScout Supporting Member

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    Had to be the wrong car! :rofl:
     
  6. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Unless she really likes this: :)D)
     

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  7. talon

    talon the banned wagon

    L - O - L - A. Looooolaaaa.......
     
  8. sdbrit68

    sdbrit68 Supporting Member

    That earns ya some strut around with the chest popped out rights
     
  9. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    He's already earned that, he's one of FEW Libs with the cajonés to own GUNS :rofl:
     
  10. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Hate to break it to you SWAGA but it was underground. Sorry buddy
     

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  11. Outlaw

    Outlaw Supporting Member

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    DAAAAAAMMMM that's fugly!:rofl:
     
  12. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    The sad part is SWAGA is still interested
     
  13. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

    text girl back and tell her you talked to your wife and ask if she'd be interested in a 3some. :D
     
  14. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    am not NEARLY as Ugly as Ms. Bean :p

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