PLANO STEVE for PRESIDENT of the U$A!!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by undeRGRound, Sep 21, 2015.

  1. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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  2. Can he purse his lips like he took his dentures out and comb is hair in front of a window fan??

    Can he make statements and not back them up with an action plan???

    If so he has my vote.

    What will be his campaign slogan; A HiPoint in every pot???

    How about Swaga as his VP???
     

  3. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    ...is that first part a back-handed swipe @ "the Donald"? :p
    :D
     
  4. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    Is the guy from the video the evil twin of Rachel Meadows?
     
  5. talon

    talon the banned wagon

    What free stuff is he offering?

    Im too old for college, im too old to care about free healthcare if its too expensive im not paying the bill regardless, so it had better be something good.
     
  6. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Plano Plano Plano!!! What's he doing again?
     
  7. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    For those of you that have never been to Plano, we finally got rid of our POS police chief. He would not sign off on any NFA items and hated guns. His rank and file officers didn't really like him. I have heard the new chief will sign off. We also have a group of very rich elites that have managed to block 2 new indoor gun ranges.

    Plano overall is very conservative with a high average income and low unemployment. That in and of itself helps keep crime low.

    First thing I would do as president is punch Boehner in the nose. I would then sign an executive order cancelling all previous executive orders. Next on the list is to arrest all government officials involved in the VA scandal and the ATF supervisors and managers involved in Fast and Furious. I would replace the head of the DHS with Flash and tell him to take care of the boarder and the ATF. Rach would be defense.

    Next I would ask every flag officer if they would disarm the public. If the answer is yes they would be kicked out and reduced to their permanent rank. Kirk would be secretary of state as he is diplomatic.

    Flat 15% tax with no deductions on all income over 25K per year per worker.

    That's all for now need to go to work and earn money to buy guns and twinkies.
     
  8. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    What I don't get a job after defending you from the crazy mole? Your a mean person:mad:
     
  9. Not a good idea, they melt.... or so its rumored. :p
     
  10. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Moony and Evil will run justice.
     
  11. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Mole will be in charge of fema.
     
  12. will you dissolve all the powers back to the states?
     
  13. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Except those enumerated in the constitution. I would also have some good constitution scholars on staff and if a bill didn't meet muster it gets vetoed.
     
  14. sarahsmom

    sarahsmom Supporting Member

    I would vote for you ! :)
     
  15. Think1st

    Think1st Supporting Member

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    I'll oversee that staff.
     
  16. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    That's better you get my vote
     
  17. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    So what seat do I get in your cabinet?
     
  18. the token bleeding heart seat
     
  19. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Swaga, health and human services.
     
  20. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    We are so screwed :'(