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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

Terrorists have kidnapped Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman, Chris Dodd, Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

About a gallon.
 

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lulzzz...there's not much better than a good joke about our wonderful DC "leaders."


A man was walking in downtown DC with two fine hogs. A guy at a light yelled from his car, "hey man, what ya doing with them hogs?" The man with the pigs replied back, "these ain't no hogs, these are fine Arkansas Razorbacks, I got one for Bill and one for Hillary." The man at the light yells back, "nice trade!"
 

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That's a good one too :D
 
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