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He's one of my all time favorite comedians.
Always watch re-runs of Johnny Carson when he's on.

He was telling Carson he dated a woman that was so ugly and Carson asked him how ugly?
Rodney said, "We went to the beach together and a guy came over and asked what I was using for bait."

He was saying how people always said he was ugly.
Said, "when I was born the doctor slapped my mother."
 

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I like Norm. He has a standup special "Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery" on Netflix. I thought it was really funny.

More Rodney:
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie."
"I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet"
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
"It was my boy's birthday last week. I put out the cake, the kid blew out all the candles. I said to him, 'I hope your wish comes true.' He said, 'If it does, that's the last time you'll watch me blow out candles.'"
 
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