Russian man has testicles STOLEN after he's drugged by woman

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by lklawson, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

  2. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter


    I did not know that testicles are transplantable......
    Maybe his wife is behind it.

  3. RedRaptor22

    RedRaptor22 Member

    Chicks will do just about anything for a nice pair of earrings.
  4. Bamaboy

    Bamaboy Member

    And I thought California had tough divorce laws !
  5. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

  6. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    It takes balls to pull something like that off......
  7. bluharley

    bluharley Member

    I don't need mine anymore, I wonder how much I could get for them? I could buy guns and ammo.
  8. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

    2 rounds of 22LR, plus a bonus round for pain and suffering:wah:

  9. That's rather a eunuch story.

  10. drscot

    drscot Member

    Language issue.

    Poor guy was bragging about wanting a vasectomy. Dumb Russian blonde confused the word for castration. The rest (including his nuts) was history.
    BTW, there was an old doctor in Arkansas who treated his patients for erectile dysfunction with goat testicle transplants. Now they never said if they were in addition to or in place of. Wonder how that worked out for them?
  11. When someone tells you to grow a set not to worry, you buy buy one now.
  12. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    You know you'll be shooting blanks from then on....
  13. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

    NE Utah
    I'm thinking it's the wife...she set him up to see if he'd stay faithful, as soon as he started kissing on the chick at the bar, Operation Squirrel went into action.;)

    By the way...did anyone hear about the guy that was born with no eyelids?

    They used the foreskin after his circumcision to build new ones.

    It seems to be working out, but he's got a small problem.

    He's a little cockeyed.
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2015
  14. bluharley

    bluharley Member

    I'm not sure they're loaded anyway. No kids showed up, thank God, I think.
  15. I hardly condone the removal of anybody's jewelry, but it's really kind of hard to feel real sorry for this guy. Married and playing tonsil hockey with a perfect stranger. That desire will go away pretty soon, I suppose.

  16. I wonder if this fulfilled an order request from Chastity Bono? Didn't she have an addadicktome operation?
  17. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    No, she could have gotten them voluntarily from Bruce Jenner......
    None of the Kardashians are his anyway....
  18. Branth

    Branth Member

    You owe me a new keyboard. There's soda all over this one now.
  19. FlashBang

    FlashBang I Stand With Talon Lifetime Supporter

    If you ever meet that guy don't mention anything about what happened... he's testy on the subject.