So my wife says......

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by SWAGA, Jan 31, 2016.

  1. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    ....honey why don't you sell all those old rubbish guns and buy a couple of nice reliable Glocks instead.....

    Yeah I could laugh about it after I caught my breath. :(

    ( True story......)
     
  2. Take her to look at some Glocks she may be the one who wants one ?
    my wife is in to Glock and Walther stuff :) i see a 19 gen 4 in your future
     

  3. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    For some reason my wife really likes the .40 Glock.
    The only gun she wanted to shoot back in our rent-a-gun days.
     
  4. get her a 23 , my wife has PPQ m2 .40 and is looking at a vp40 h&K what i dont get is my wife not very big 5.6 120 she didnt want a 9mm
    go with the flow bro get her the 40
     
  5. cicpup

    cicpup Resident PITA Supporting Member

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    Awwww... Bet she suggested matching ones too.
     
  6. OldOutlaw

    OldOutlaw Supporting Member

    Yea, and probably in Pink don't ya think? :D
     
  7. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    I'll give ya tree-fiddy, for the lot of them... ;)
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    :D
     
  8. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Drinkin' the koolaid seems to run in tha family, huh?

    You buy the left wing flavor, and she's got the Glock thing going on?:D
     
  9. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Get her that glunk. You cheap ass. Its like listening to Kirk talk about reloading.:-D :-D :p
     
  10. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter


    Honestly man I don't know where that comes from.
    I bought her a TomTom couple of years back and she gives me the puppy dog eyes and goes: it's not a Garmin....
    Bought her a Beretta Model 70 and she goes: well it's not a Glock.
    She still hasn't shot the Beretta.

    That old wooden thing: Lithgow .303
    That terrorist gun : AK 47 clone
    That brick : JHP
    That old thing : CZ52
    What is that : SKS

    I've tried Ajole, I've tried.....
    And to whomever suggested a 9mm or a pink gun....she'll shoot me with it...and you.
    .40 Glock....or nothing.
     
  11. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    So your going to screw it up again aren't you. I see you getting here a Jimenez in gold. Cause its cheap.
     
  12. Dane

    Dane Supporting Member

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    Good thing there are plenty of used glock 40s around.....
     
  13. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter


    Used?.......
    She who must be obeyed ( no not Kirk's, I've got my own) doesn't appreciate "previously enjoyed" merchandise.
    Those of you that are married know "that look".....
     
  14. FirearmFanatic

    FirearmFanatic "The Enabler!"

    Sell me that SKS and it will be a good down payment on your wife's NEW GLOCK! :D
     
  15. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Swaga get her this glock :-D
    I'll have the guest room ready for you. Bring a coat. :-D
     

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  16. sarahsmom

    sarahsmom Supporting Member

    Ewwwwwwww!!! I like purple/pink, but that is awful! :eek::eek::eek:
     
  17. TNTRAILERTRASH

    TNTRAILERTRASH Supporting Member

    You could have kept your 23 and just did the LW9 swap. Swaggert can do the same when he shoots the wife's 23. The sting of the .40 ain't for those with dainty digits :D I haven't shot my 23 in a long time, even with the LW9. It may become my Sat-Sun carry in the .40 again. Just will be using the LW23/40, or LW23XL barrel.
     
  18. FirearmFanatic

    FirearmFanatic "The Enabler!"

    Thats down right fugly! If the wife came home with something like that, I would probably kick her to the curb! :rofl:
    If she didnt kick me first! :eek:
     
  19. TNTRAILERTRASH

    TNTRAILERTRASH Supporting Member

    Swaggie if the wife wants a Glock? I can already tell you she is sending money to Cruz's campaign :rofl:
     
  20. TNTRAILERTRASH

    TNTRAILERTRASH Supporting Member

    And it's not a Glock.