Sorry, NO Darwin award for you! Better Luck next time!

I suppose this could be added to the things not to do.... It's a good thing for him "something else" wasn't itchy at the time... Kinda like bubba's fuse replacement, LMAO

 

Words cannot express the stupidity and hilarity and damn near mortality of that decision.... What a dumbarse.

 

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, thats for sure. They need to take his gun away and give him a slingshot.

 

he shouldn't have a pistol at a poker game to begin with.

 

Why don't they make something a little bit more explosive in aerosol cans just for this fellow?
Oh, Wait...
NSFW: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5MM587dPWM[/ame]

 

LOL. That's great!

 

At least the little smuck was paying attention the day they taught stop, drop and roll the day they taught it in school.

 

His Darwin is coming, I'm sure! He just botched his first try!!! It's one of those stories you read and you just sit for a minute while you bask in the stupidity of the events.

 

I remember in 1994 or 95 a gal from West Virgina made the news for getting drunk and shooting a corn off her big toe with a shotgun!
She took the toe clean off if I recall correctly.

 

I work at a tire place. And there was this article in a magazine there recently.

Apparently this 60-something year old guy was trying to loosen a lug nut on his wheel. He got so sick of not being able to move it at all that he went inside, grabbed his 12 gauge and came out and shot the lug nut.

Well, the tire/wheel assembly exploded and embedded shrapnel everywhere. The old man is, fortunately, expected to live.

The moral of the story is: shotguns work wonders on lug nuts.

 

Oh. Yeah. Sorry I missed that. (I thought about putting that in parentheses, but... decided against it.)