Stephen Hawking, what a TOOL!

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  1. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Tool of the left, that is... ;)

    Stephen Hawking: Humans have 100 years to find a new planet <clicky

    Here's the brass tacks of the situation:

    No "urgency" in a thousand year time frame, so he's BS-ing now... :rofl:
     
  2. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Well look at him. He is clearly faking. He is a attention seeker
     

  3. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Good thing you are a real Cop, I hear the PC Police knocking at your door... :eek:


    :D :rofl: :D
     
  4. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Really who just sits there and drools, pisses himself and is the smart. Dude is faking just wants his nurse to wipe his ass. I saw him out last night with TNT. They were drinking mad dog 20/20. And laughing about it.
     
  5. Rerun

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    Okay.

    Just got hired as a Texas non-commissioned Security Officer. Pay is pretty good.

    I was told that if I took commissioned SO training I could receive even better pay as a patrol officer. I am thinking about this pretty seriously.

    It must be 9mm, and have a 3-5 inch barrel. Number of rounds not specified.

    I have short stubby fingers and prefer single stack.

    What pistol should I purchase?

    eldar
     
  6. Dad_Roman

    Dad_Roman Supporting Member

    Easy.....S&W Shield for like 225:D

    ....or a 43 for...you know...what ever amount.

    Promag 10 round reloads.
     
  7. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Wow El-Dar didn't even drift, he just SWERVED RIGHT OVER!!!

    Congrats, 'Beast! :D (on the job)
     
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  8. ajole

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    Yep. Stephen Hawking would agree.

    Or maybe the Ruger LC9S
     
  9. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    S&W sd9ve, Canik
     
  10. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Single stack, silly.

    I wonder why he asked for single stack?
     
  11. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Well to see are small grips. If he has hands that small TCP
     
  12. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Elder has girl hands
     
  13. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Wonder if those match t-rex arms?:D
     
  14. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Probably his dad.
     
  15. Rerun

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    Well...

    That's because back in the last Century, my dad and I was having an argument, and he said, "How'd you like a bust in the mouth!"
    "38D!" I yelled back.
    "You couldn't handle a 38 D!" He replied.
    I turned and yelled into the house, "Maaa!"
    He goes, "Ssshhhh! Ssshhhh!" *waving arms and making quiet down gestures...*

    I had a very happy early childhood growing up!

    eldar
     
  16. Rerun

    Rerun Member

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    True.

    Of course, this meant certain 'other activities' were more enjoyable because 'that' seemed much larger...

    Johnny Wadd eldar
     
  17. FlashBang

    FlashBang I Stand With Talon Lifetime Supporter

    C9.... single stack, cheap and meets the barrel length you want. Most of the single stack 9mm's are going to be short on barrel length.

    Having worked the SE District, and knowing how Houston is, I would not recommend going with a single stack... you are going to want to have enough rounds to go head to head with an opponent should the need arise. Go to an FFL, look at and fondle different 9mm's to see what may fit your hand.

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  18. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Or multiple opponents, these days:eek:
     
  19. Dad_Roman

    Dad_Roman Supporting Member

    Well said. Go to the rental range and fondle all ya can:D

    ...and I do love my SD9VE with bunches-O-Mags:D
     
  20. Edknn

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    Sig P290RS would be a perfect fit if a 2.9 in barrel will work.