Stranded

A man was stranded on a desert island with only a pig and a dog and after he had been there for several months with no sex he decided that it was going to be the pig but every time he tried the dog would try to bite him and wouldn't let him so he was sitting on the beach one day and he heard a woman's voice screaming help and he looked out in the water and sure enough it was a woman out in the ocean drowning and screaming for help so he swam out and saved her and when he got her back to the beach he saw that it was Hillary Clinton and she said you just saved my life and I will do anything you want me to for saving me so the man thought for a moment and replied ok hold this dog 🐕