Summer Classes for Men

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Spot, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Summer Classes for Men at

    THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Friday, Feb. 25, 2008
    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 ! PARTICI PANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. < o:p>

    Class 3



    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
     
  2. xtreme1ky

    xtreme1ky Guest

    lol. thats to funny. im sure my wife would MAKE me go to those classes. but im sure she could make up a few more classes :roll:
     

  3. oh damn I spilled my Heineken all over my keyboard :lol:
     
  4. How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays-

    Why did I buy her a refridgerator with an ice maker?

    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion.

    It must because I've never run out.

    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

    If she didn't want me to wash that thing for her, she'd put it up.

    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor

    Either way, she does my laundry

    Dinner Dishes

    So, if I do this one, she's gonna cook?

    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

    That's why she has a TV in the bedroom.

    Learning How To Find Things

    If she'd leave my stuff alone and I won't have to hunt for them.

    Health Watch


    If she want flowers so much, she can use the phone and order them.


    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost


    So, when was I lost?


    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

    Hypothetical? She's never attempted this feat.


    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.


    Mother loves me.

    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion


    Don't ask me to go---that's ideal!


    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.


    See entry re:flowers above


    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.



    What is she for again?