Ok, we joke about it all the time but truthfully, how many guns do you have that your spouse/partner/better half does not know about? I'm currently at two. AR180 that I put on layaway when I was promised a promotion. Got it out of layaway after almost 6 months and still no promotion. Second one is my Albanian SKS that I put on layaway in a whim after reading about how (semi) rare they are. I plan on telling my wife at some point if the time is right, after the promotion that is. Maybe end of Januari '15. Promised my wife I wouldn't buy any more guns until the credit cards where paid off. Extremely sensible, bless her. But sometimes you know.....you just need to have it.