tell the truth!!!

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by robertgreen_86, Dec 15, 2007.

  1. Found this on another forum and though it was kinda funny

    Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very
    surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately
    impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

    The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost and spotted
    the base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full
    FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the

    By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
    and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
    "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest
    of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a
    heading, and sent him on his way.

    The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed
    up again. Once again, the MPs surrounded the plane, only this time there
    were two people in the plane.

    The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my
    wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"