The EPA and your stomach

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by lsi1, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. lsi1

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  2. lklawson

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    The article says that many Americans will be upset that the EPA has "wasted" money studying "such a trivial" thing and, I think they're right on the money. Out of a zillion other things that they could have done, they spent money studying the environmental impacts and remediation techniques of flipping back yard barbeques?!?!

    I'm not quite to the point of standing these guys against a wall, but, sheesh, just fire a few of them who promoted this sort of waste and foolishness. Then fire a few more who are abusing EPA power against private land owners. That'll start rolling toward a useful and productive EPA. :p

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  3. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    It's ok....it's South California and we planned on selling that anyway.


    * Just reading that made my head hurt. You want to believe in these organizations but damn...they're making it difficult*
     
  4. lsi1

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    I just thought we were waiting for it to dry up and fall off.
     
  5. Bull

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    Word is they're suing God for volcanos and forest fires...
     
  6. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    You'd think they would outlaw those yearly wildfires first.
     
  7. Back2School

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    With it being SoCal, I can bet there will be an increase in traffic to Mexico for some good food.

    All I can say places like TX and KC will never allow the EPA to get involved in backyard smoking.

    Revolutionary War II will commmence the day they try to take my pit away!!

    :p
     
  8. Bull

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    True dat!!!........ They implement this, I'll take up smoking cigars, so I can doubly pollute the air!...
     
  9. RedRaptor22

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    You don't come between Louisianans and their food unless you want to lose limbs.
     
  10. GLUGLUG

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    yeah come on to NC with that *. The BBQ capital of the not so free world.
     
  11. Think1st

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    Don't people's limbs BECOME barbeque in some parts of Louisiana?
     
  12. RedRaptor22

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    Depends on their diet, we only tend to eat vegans because they have a sweet taste to them, sort of like ham, meat eaters are quite a bit more gamey.
     
  13. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    How do you keep the stank of the skin off of the good meat when you're hiding em?..... That and all the ones I've seen wouldn't make enough of a meal to be worth foolin with
     
  14. RedRaptor22

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    Boil them first, in general they tend to be weak and lack b-12 that only comes from meat which causes a drop in agression and reasoning, so it's very easy to either talk them into the water, or you just offer them pot and bonk them when they come close enough.
     
  15. Think1st

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    If you keep them high on weed while they're in their cages, they'll work up enough of an appetite that you can keep stuffing them with tofu and other high-protein vegetable products. With the steady diet of natural intoxicants and overfeeding, combined with low activity levels in the cage, they should fatten up enough to yield some truly tender long pork.:cool:
     
  16. cicpup

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    From BBQ to Cannibalism in 11 posts. Really says something about you guys.

    My landlord can't keep me from BBQing. What chances does the EPA have?
     
  17. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Red and Think..... We truly are disturbed individuals...... We need to have us a BBQ sometime!
     
  18. cicpup

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    Someone needs to warn the neighbors.
     
  19. slade601

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    At least you didn't say "I'd like to have you for dinner!"
     
  20. Think1st

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    I vote for Red's place as the venue. It should be the most centrally located. We can have some fava beans and a nice Chiante to go with what comes off the grill. It could be a big ol' HPFF gathering!