The floor's still wet

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by tallbump, Aug 5, 2015.

  1. tallbump

    tallbump Supporting Member

    A police officer called the station on his radio.
    "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
    "Have you arrested the woman?"
    "Not yet. The floor's still wet."