So I think I scared the begeezus out of the cute girl stocking ground beef tonight, and she'll probably tell people she met an axe murderer. So I'm walking down the cases looking for ground beef and there is so poor of a selection that I considered waiting until tomorrow and hitting the grocery store up near the house. I'm standing there texting Traci because she just got back from the State Fair and went to the demolition derby. I hear a female voice asking me if she can help me find something. I turn to look and lo and behold a cart full of meat. I say, "No darlin' I just found exactly what I'm looking for, but I'm going to have to take it away from you." I reach passed her and grab a 10# roll of chuck off her cart, hold it up say thanks and wander off to find my cart. The look on her face was absolutely priceless.