[greg_r]

Was taking off my shoes and socks. I looked down and exclaimed "My toe fell off. Help me find it!" and started looking around on the floor. The granddaughter just gave me that "your an idiot" look, "Pappy, the doctor cut it off."

Score:
Pappy = 0
Granddaughter = 1

 

[histed]

Ahhh the lost innocence of youth. Time was that line would have worked on 6 year-olds. She sounds like a real sweetie!