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πŸ’πŸ˜Ž Your Thursday Funny 😁 😊 An old lady lay dying. She sent a message for a Tax Office Supervisor and her Lawyer to come to the hospital.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to her room. As they entered the room, the old lady held out her hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.

The dying lady grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the Tax Office Supervisor and the lawyer were touched and flattered that the old lady would ask them to be with her during her final moments.

However they were also puzzled because she had never given any indication that she particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "My lady, why did you ask the two of us to come here"

The old lady mustered all her strength, and then whispered weakly………….

"Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go."
 

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πŸ’πŸ˜Ž Your Thursday Funny 😁 😊 An old lady lay dying. She sent a message for a Tax Office Supervisor and her Lawyer to come to the hospital.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to her room. As they entered the room, the old lady held out her hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.

The dying lady grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the Tax Office Supervisor and the lawyer were touched and flattered that the old lady would ask them to be with her during her final moments.

However they were also puzzled because she had never given any indication that she particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "My lady, why did you ask the two of us to come here"

The old lady mustered all her strength, and then whispered weakly………….

"Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go."
Truisms; gotta luv em. :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL:
 
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