Trump Blood Results

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Chef Duane, Oct 4, 2020.

  1. Just heard on the news that they have finished the complete analysis on Trumps blood workup. Seems he has an extremely elevated count of midichlorians. Later in the day his medical team is scheduled to announce that Trump is, in fact, a Jedi. Who knew?
  2. You do realize he could easily be a Sith, right?
    Midichlorians don't care, just means he is strong with the force!

  3. But the medical team has verified that he is a Jedi. Good enough for me.
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  4. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Darth Trump.


    Peace favor your sword (mobile)
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  5. RobertRoberts

    RobertRoberts Member

    Welp that cinches it for me. We have to follow the science after all...
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  6. Think1st

    Think1st Supporting Member

    Fixed it for ya'.
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