[shaner]

Buddy & Mick worked together and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Buddy answered, "Panty Stitcher.
I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter."
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.
When Buddy found out, he was furious.
He stormed back into the Unemployment Office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his unemployment pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled laborers, and Diesel Fitters are skilled laborers."
“What skill?” yelled Buddy.
"I sew da elastic on da panties and thongs;
Mick puts 'em over his head and says:
"Yep, diesel fitter."

 

[cicpup]

I beg of you. Can you please try and post just one joke that wasn't originally told to me by my father when I was a kid? Please?? You might have just nailed the first one he told me. Well it's either this one or one about the hospital worker who puts wheels on miscarriages that you have yet to get to.

 

[RACHGIER]

I beg of you. Can you please try and post just one joke that wasn't originally told to me by my father when I was a kid? Please?? You might have just nailed the first one he told me. Well it's either this one or one about the hospital worker who puts wheels on miscarriages that you have yet to get to.

He went from posting nsfw pics in the dark rooms to shitty jokes in the lounge. All he does is repost useless bullshit.

 

[cicpup]

He went from posting nsfw pics in the dark rooms to shitty jokes in the lounge. All he does is repost useless bullshit.

Where does he find them? AncientCornballShit.com? ReallyLameDadJokes.net? Fucking1950'sCatskillsGarbage.org?

 

[SDProf]

Some of the old classics need reposting so the younger generation can share the groans.

Like passing on oral history.

 

[cicpup]

Some of the old classics need reposting so the younger generation can share the groans.

Like passing on oral history.

Yea. Because this place is just loaded with today's youth.

Trust me. Their lame fathers and uncles have already told them

We should start posting lame old punchlines in an attempt to head off this horseshit. Here, I'll start it off.
"Same as in town. $10"
"He don't know shit about cars"
"With a pig that great you don't eat him all at once"
"Tony's picking watermelons"

 

[RACHGIER]

One bite at a time.

 

[cicpup]

He said "You're gonna die".

 

[SDProf]

A man goes to prison and the first night while he's laying in bed contemplating his situation, he hears someone yell out, "44!" Followed by laughter from the other prisoners.
He thought that was pretty odd, then he heard someone else yell out, "72!" Followed by even more laughter.
"What's going on?" he asked his cellmate.
"Well, we've all heard every joke so many times, we've given them each a number to make it easier."
"Oh," he says, "can I try?"
"Sure, go ahead."
So, he yells out "102!" and the place is dead quiet save for a few groans. Confused, he looks at his cellmate who is just shaking his head.
"Hey, what happened?"
"Well, some people can tell a joke, some people can't."