Wal-Mart Greeter

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by .45acp, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on
    time. Every day 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

    "Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up
    job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
    though; you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the military.
    What did they say if you came in late there?"

    "They said, "Good morning, General."
     

  2. Now thats funny............
     
  3. That is a great joke, never heard it before :) :) :)
     
  4. Yep... sounds about right.... LOL
     
  5. Something to see would be a retired Command Sergeant Major as a Wal-Mart greeter LOL
     
  6. AGuyNamedMike

    AGuyNamedMike Lifetime Supporter

    lol No doubt! Carts would be spotless and they'd never run out. Wally World profits would soar since we'd all be intimidated by his "Welcome to WalMart. You're here to buy a lot of stuff, right?" greeting. And God forbid your cashier forgot to deactivate the RFID chip in that DVD you just bought, because when you set off the alarm as you exit, he'll square you away!
     
  7. elguapo

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