Walmart "Gun Oil" fail

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Branth, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. histed

    histed Supporting Member

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    So, Branth, you've tried this on your........gun? Details, man! Range report!!! You KNOW the MOLE is gonna want to know. :rofl::rofl::rofl: PML:blush:
     

  2. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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  3. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    U dirty dog! :p
    Mole uses Albolene. :D

    PS: Very Funny, Branth :D
    Do you think it was a setup?
     
  4. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Does it keep you from going off half cocked? :rofl:
     
  5. dont forget the astro glide for the rails ;)
     
  6. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    As funny as this is, it would almost certainly work as a firearms lubricant, at least in the short term. I recall reading one instructor who, as a demonstration of how well designed modern semi-autos are and how forgiving of lube they tend to be, will actually lube his firearm with KY in front of his students, then run a few mags with no malfunctions. His whole point is that you don't need to spend bazillions of dollars on the latest wonder-lube. "Heck, it'll even work with KY so just use whatever cheap gun oil you have laying around." :)

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  7. finally, i can use up the industrial sized tub i bought.

    Got married, don't go through it like I thought I would. :eek:
     
  8. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Apparently there's an ingredient in Wedding Cake known to reduce female libido. ;)

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  9. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    I lube my bullets with that stuff before I load my mags. That ginseng really does help increase the blood flow! (of the bad guys)! :rofl:
     
  10. see, I heard wedding rings pinch a nerve, that disables it. But She has thrown the ring a few times over the years, and I never noticed any difference. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Branth

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    I can neither confirm nor deny...

    I will say this though - For a while Slipstream gun lubricant was offering a free sample if you sent in an empty bottle of whatever you were using. I seriously considered sending in an empty bottle of this just for the lulz.
     
  12. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    I admit that I'm honestly tempted to buy a few bottles of this and leave them laying around a the local ranges just to see what happens.

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  13. Branth

    Branth Member

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    I'll pretend to believe that's why you want it... :p

    "This is my rifle, this is my gun..."
     
  14. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Pft. I'm too oblivious for any other uses.

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
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  15. talon

    talon the banned wagon

    Do you really want to hear about "multiple shots to center to center mass"? At least you didn't ask to see the "target". :eek:
     
  16. Wedding rings actually increase the libido of single women.;)
     
  17. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    I heard it was the ring, and putting it on the finger was
    like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable life raft. They blow up!

    :confused:

    Until you put it on them?
    Or do you mean the guy wearing one... :eek:
     
  18. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Oh come on. Wouldn't you love to be running a Candid Camera episode and watching the Range Master, RSO, and general shooters pick it up and read it? I think it'd be a riot. :)

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  19. Think1st

    Think1st Supporting Member

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    As a wife ages, you have to work to keep up with HER. Marriage does not slow women down.