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Some real doozies from a few years back: http://slicemiami.com/tag/florida-woman/

Florida Woman Arrested After Sexing Her Dogs
Florida Woman Beats Up Husband After Finding His Dildo (was it bigger than his unit?)
Florida Woman Blames Publix Theft on Pooping Her Pants
Florida Woman Named Kitty Steals Neighbor's Dog (maybe to sex it??)
Florida Woman Beats Grandpa With Cellphone Over Cat Ban
Florida Woman High on Meth Goes on Walmart Scooter Rampage (oh, those silly people of WalMart)

The more recent "Florida Woman" shenanigans are linked to "Florida Man" https://floridaman.com/category/florida-woman/
 
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Some real doozies from a few years back: http://slicemiami.com/tag/florida-woman/

Florida Woman Arrested After Sexing Her Dogs
Florida Woman Beats Up Husband After Finding His Dildo (was it bigger than his unit?)
Florida Woman Blames Publix Theft on Pooping Her Pants
Florida Woman Named Kitty Steals Neighbor's Dog (maybe to sex it??)
Florida Woman Beats Grandpa With Cellphone Over Cat Ban
Florida Woman High on Meth Goes on Walmart Scooter Rampage (oh, those silly people of WalMart)

The more recent "Florida Woman" shenanigans are linked to "Florida Man" https://floridaman.com/category/florida-woman/
You can get one of those "I am a Florida Man" tee shirts now.

"Florida Man loves Bryco, Jennings, Lorcin, Raven and Phoenix guns".
 

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Ex#4 lives there. I could sell shirts with her pic on them.....................
 
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Some real doozies from a few years back: http://slicemiami.com/tag/florida-woman/

Florida Woman Arrested After Sexing Her Dogs
Florida Woman Beats Up Husband After Finding His Dildo (was it bigger than his unit?)
Florida Woman Blames Publix Theft on Pooping Her Pants
Florida Woman Named Kitty Steals Neighbor's Dog (maybe to sex it??)
Florida Woman Beats Grandpa With Cellphone Over Cat Ban
Florida Woman High on Meth Goes on Walmart Scooter Rampage (oh, those silly people of WalMart)

The more recent "Florida Woman" shenanigans are linked to "Florida Man" https://floridaman.com/category/florida-woman/
Dane not gonna like your post! :)
 

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It doesn't seem that long ago you were you were talking total opposite about her ??
I am coming up on my 1 year anniversary of my divorce on August 15th! I decided a year ago in late January to send her down the road.

You just aren't up to date.
 

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I am coming up on my 1 year anniversary of my divorce on August 15th! I decided a year ago in late January to send her down the road.

You just aren't up to date.
We're better with number and dates though...
It's not Chinese algebra, Aug-Aug = 1 Year and Jan-Jan = 1 Year
A year ago it was 21st July.
So you've got 3 (!) things wrong.
 
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We're better with number and dates though...
It's not Chinese algebra, Aug-Aug = 1 Year and Jan-Jan = 1 Year
A year ago it was 21st July.
So you've got 3 (!) things wrong.
Think Trashman is getting ready for a #5. He is surely by now suffering from that disease "Lacka Nookie."
 

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Lacka Nookie Wanna Cookie

I’m pretty sure he’s Buy-Sexual....if he wants sex he’ll need to buy it.
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I'm pretty sure he's Buy-Sexual....if he wants sex he'll need to buy it.
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Someone needs to tell him he's not supposed to pay with diamonds, houses & cars.
 
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