Who killed flash

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by moona11, Mar 13, 2016.

  1. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    So Flash has been MIA since before my surgery. :eek:What happened to him, is he dead? :wah::wah: Well I do happen to know but I would like to see who can come up with the best story about his disappearance. GO
     
  2. cicpup

    cicpup Resident PITA Supporting Member

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    I'm going with "who gives a $hit?"
     

  3. Visper

    Visper AK = Automatic Killer!?! Supporting Member

    alien abduction?
     
  4. OldOutlaw

    OldOutlaw Supporting Member

    He went out of country?
     
  5. tjulian

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    On the road with Hillary? :D
     
  6. sarahsmom

    sarahsmom Supporting Member

    He's on a special ops mission.....
     
  7. lsi1

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    I heard he was abducting the aliens and teaching them how to vote for hillary.
     
  8. lsi1

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    either that or Tnt has him chained up in a foil lined room and makes him wipe his a$$.

    Wasn't he just on here the other day with a supressed 91/30?
     
  9. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    He's Hiding from m00nzy...
     
  10. MXGreg

    MXGreg Supporting Member

    Tried to attack Trump at a rally? :confused:
     
  11. histed

    histed Supporting Member

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    After being given a field commission to the Navy Seals Rangers Recon. Currently in southern Paraguay disguised as an Australian aborigine searching for a radicalized terror cell organized by by Boris, the mad Russian grandson of Haji the Invincible.
     
  12. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Building an underground bunker in west Texas, currently mole proofing it.
     
  13. sarahsmom

    sarahsmom Supporting Member

    Good one, Uncle 'Ted!
     
  14. cicpup

    cicpup Resident PITA Supporting Member

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    My second guess:

    She got the computer in the settlement.
     
  15. histed

    histed Supporting Member

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    Hey - Mooz wants a "story". Besides, my favorite niece set me up for that :)
     
  16. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    He likes Mole, just in small doses ;)
     
  17. FirearmFanatic

    FirearmFanatic "The Enabler!"

    You spelled that wrong, I fixed it for you! :rofl:
     
  18. lsi1

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    He sampled one of Moles hookers and has been in the hospital for rabies shots and observation. He was allergic to the flea dip so he had to spend several days shaving his entire body. He has spent the last week weaving his back hair into blankets for a family of albino midgets.
     
  19. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

    He got himself a new girlfriend
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  20. histed

    histed Supporting Member

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    MOLE! YOU DOWN THERE?? Got that albino family here, wantin' their blankets!!

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