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A store that sells new husbands has just opened downtown, where women may go choose a husband.

Instructions for shoppers say: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the number of products increase floor by floor. Once you go up to the next floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and reads: Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help with the Housework, and Have a strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the New Husband Store."
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