I can't I get into trouble if I lighten up. And I have no idea what these are Craigslist or plenty of fish....
Yay for smoking deals
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That's good. Very good. Keeps you out of trouble.
Also in my short tenure here, I like evil. Lots. So there's that.
Everyone likes her, me not so much. :cop::tank:
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That's because I'm soooo charming
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Sisters from another Mister...I like you too
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Holy suffering crap! Have you got the Mole locked in your play room again???
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eh? Whatchoo talkiin' 'bout Willis?
Sometimes I get lucky with spell checkI'm trying to figure out how Moonzy managed to post all that without any glaring spelling mistakes. Must be drunk.
And no, pistol kitty...that is a fellow HPFF'er that the Moon man enjoys abusing, not my wife.
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Yepper Kitty, Mole is Moonze's boy toy!!! Mole is kept in the playroom and Moonze tries to pass him off as belonging to someone else! I suspect E is close to finding the Mole hidden in her house!!I'm trying to figure out how Moonzy managed to post all that without any glaring spelling mistakes. Must be drunk.
And no, pistol kitty...that is a fellow HPFF'er that the Moon man enjoys abusing, not my wife.
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Wth!?! Moonz is cheating on me? And with Mole? Oh the shame! Oh the humanity! Oh wait, Moonz knows better than to stray...(gun slowly being pulled out) or he will know soon enough
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Guns are a last resort. Got superglue?Wth!?! Moonz is cheating on me? And with Mole? Oh the shame! Oh the humanity! Oh wait, Moonz knows better than to stray...(gun slowly being pulled out) or he will know soon enough
MMMM, Daddy like!!!
LOL! Isn't that what Rose used on Charlie in 2 1/2 Men?
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Glued a Trans Am model car to it. I had actually heard of it happening in the real world. You can dissolve it with acetone...............
What a waste of a good toy!!!Glued a Trans Am model car to it. I had actually heard of it happening in the real world. You can dissolve it with acetone...............
As a woodworker for many years, I have used acetone in many ways, not just for nail polish remover.
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In the '80s my wife worked for a health insurance company as a claims examiner. She told me about an unusual claim they had received.
A insured's wife had proof her he was cheating on her. That night during his sleep, she super glued his erection.
The emergency room claim was paid....
A name redacted copy of the claim/explanation was on the lunch room bulletin board.
A insured's wife had proof her he was cheating on her. That night during his sleep, she super glued his erection.
The emergency room claim was paid....
A name redacted copy of the claim/explanation was on the lunch room bulletin board.
Wow, I wonder what the other charges were, maybe for the sponge bath he needed after! HEH HEH!
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At least she didn't go the Elena Bobbitt route.
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