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Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hot-Shot, Jun 5, 2014.

  1. Sounds like something from 'My Big Redneck Wedding', get drunk, get pregnant, have a shotgun wedding.
     

  2. papataylor

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    Looks like home to me.


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  3. Rerun

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    While driving down Farm-to-Market 1774, I noticed the sign at the local Honky Tonk advertising

    Lobster Tail and Beer $9.99

    And immediately hooked a U-Turn saying aloud, "Hot Dang! Three of my favourite things!"

    :D

    eldar
     
  4. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    At 9.99$, one or more of those May be of questionable quality....... I sense a stomach pump, and shot o' penicillin in your near future!
     
  5. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    At least it's fun while it last!
     
  6. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    Always the optimist!
     
  7. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    That's too funny.
    In '95 I spend some time in Louisiana and loved it.
    Signs like that all over the place.
     
  8. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    I worked Katrina down there..... I'm not a seafood fan, but I was digging it.... That and Boudin......
     
  9. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    Was working with a guy who was in his late 60-ies, early 70-ies.
    Told me after a couple of weeks that he carried every day, especially if he was working with a new guy he didn't know. So he showed me the tip up Beretta he carries the days he worked with me........
    That was my first exposure to concealed carry.
    He also shot and killed a guy who was after his fiancée like in the late 60-ies.
    They agreed to meet on a dirt road, both drew and one walked away.
    Cops called it self defense.
    He still had the .357 revolver he shot the guy with.
    Wow.........
     
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  10. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    You forgot a comma, 'Beast :D


    :eek:
    Either that or he didn't really trust you... :p
     

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  11. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    I knew that meme was gonna come back and haunt me one day lol
    ;)
     
  12. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    there's a little Italian place here in town that makes seafood ravioli that is to die for. Altho Kansas isnt real high on the seafood connoisseurs list of must-visit destinations.
     
  13. Rerun

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    No I didn't. It is supposed to be Lobster Tail...

    eldar
     
  14. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    I LOL'ed!

    You saw the comma in your head though! :D
     

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  15. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    Dude!! it was a really good joke! whya gotta overthink it?? where's that Gibbs
    smack pic at? :p
     
  16. Yeah until you find out the 'beer' in question is Billy Beer. Remember that stuff? When I was stationed at Ft. Hood we saw Billy Beer on sale for $1.25/six pack. Figured it might not be the best we ever had but at that price who cares? It couldn't be any worse than XXX so we bought two or three cases. I think between the three of us we managed to drink 5 cans before pouring the rest of it down the drain.
     
  17. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    you poured it down the drain?!?!:eek: what a waste!! bad beer makes great targets for shotgunning. just shake it and throw it!!
     
  18. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    'Beast Liked It... :p:p:p


    Quit "enabling" yourself :D;)
     
  19. Rerun

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    I 'member paying $0.89 a six pack for Texas Pride, the only beer you had to shake to remix the contents before you drank it!

    And, clenched Your teeth to filter the straw and husks while You swallowed! ;)

    eldar