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MIXOLOGISTS!!!! You're a freakin BARTENDER!!!

Barista's!!! You're the freakin COFFEE SCHLUB!!!

DYnamic Customer Service SPecialist!!! You are a freakin WAITER/WAITRESS!!!

Stop trying to make your job sound hard.

While your stoned later, in a group with each other playing xbox and defaulting on your student loans for physchology, you can give each other all the pats on the back you want and shotgun that bong smoke into whatever orifices you need to make you feel like less of a failure as an adult.

But I swear to god the next time you top makin my coffee or drink or refill to correct me calling you what you are I will stab you in the face with a ball peen hammer.

OK I feel better.
 

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lmfao ..i feel better just reading that :p
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Started stupid but I had to laugh. So dang true it shouldn't be funny.

This had to have been on impulse because I know that list sure could be expanded. :)
 

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I dunno what it is with making jobs sound more important than they really are. The secretary here is called an "Executive Office Assistant" and good grief she gets her panties in a wad if you call her a secretary. Why? I don't get it. My title is "Network/Systems Administrator", but people call me "the IT guy" and I don't care. People can call me "the hairy guy that does computer voodoo" for all I care.
 

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i feel ya butterbone.....

i don't care what people call themselves, but there are a hell of a lot of people out there i would like to hit with a ball peen hammer every once in awhile.....like the jackhole who cut me off this morning while on his cell phone, followed immediately by another jackhole who did the EXACT SAME THING!

for the record, i am a software specialist :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

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I am with you 47_Mason_47 my title is trouble shooter but they call us POS (point of sales) thats it and I don't care I am not trying to impress anyone I know what my job is and so do they. So if you know your job is to bring me a manu drinks and food and so do you who cares if I refeer to you as a waitor instead of Dynamic Customer Service Specialist.? We both know what you do and I can repect you and your job lets not make a big deal out of it. I could see if a person was being a pompus jerk acting better then some one else how they could be offended but not just a casual slip up.
 

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I think this is a pretty stupid rant. First off, who are you to call one a failure based on the job someone does. At least those people have a job. Secondly, just because they have those jobs do not make them potheads and so on as you rudely stated. Ok, so maybe their job titles sound a little more important than the job they do. They do public service jobs and it helps everyone out. Maybe you should think about that next time you judge someone based on their job title.
 

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So, what job do you have where your ordinary title explains all the shat you have to deal with day in and day out? Internet Troll?

My first job was pushing carts at Target. My title was Cart Attendant. What the job really was was Cart Pusher, Go-fer, Crap & Puke Cleaner, Bloody Tampon Disposer, Peon, Emergency Cashier, and Fryer Grease Dumper. Now, I certainly didn't get all uppity about that title - Cart Attendant sounds much nicer. But sometimes, the one thing we have to do to make getting through our day slightly less painful is invent fanciful titles that make our jobs sound much less terrible than they really are, or reflect how much we really do.

I get the "real" point of your rant, but talk about a tactless way to go about it. Also, I'm just ranting because I just got home from my job, where my title is "programmer" and I haven't done any real programming in over half a year.
 

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i think people who make fun of a ranter on the internet for simply stating his opinion are a little silly ;). like you are getting anything more accomplished than he is lol.


by the way i agree. they are a bartender. is it just me or does mixologist sound like the idiot who thinks he's good at spinning records? and trying to freestyle some rap music.
 

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i think people who make fun of a ranter on the internet for simply stating his opinion are a little silly ;). like you are getting anything more accomplished than he is lol.

by the way i agree. they are a bartender. is it just me or does mixologist sound like the idiot who thinks he's good at spinning records? and trying to freestyle some rap music.
Perhaps you should enlighten me as to where I made fun of anyone
 

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I think it's just more fun to give fancy names to the mundane jobs that you do. My two favorites: back when I was a kid pumping gas in the local service station I called myself a Petroleum Transfer Technician. When I did Asbestos abatement i called myself a Master-Abater. It's all in good fun.
 
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