You know you're in California when......

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by SWAGA, Jul 4, 2014.

  1. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    Your Nachos Supreme come with ground chicken instead of beef......








    * just continue *
     
  2. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    There's more restrictions on guns than weed...
     

  3. nadodave

    nadodave the Great Member

    You realize you're able to surf at the beach, snow board in the mountains, and shoot and camp in the desert.


    All in one day.


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  4. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    A two bedroom house costs more than the GDP of several South American countries.
     
  5. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    The toilet has two flush settings....
     
  6. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    When avacado is listed as a topping for pizza.
     
  7. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    When people spend a small fortune to live like a third world peasant.
     
  8. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    When it's easier to find Spanish radio, than English.

    When you ignore earthquakes, but get upset at rain.

    When you think it makes sense to carry your magazine outside your gun, so it will be safer.
     
  9. When Barbara Feinstein makes sense.
     
  10. Branth

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    When there are warning labels on everything except what really needs them - the politicians.
     
  11. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

    Sounds like a typical day in Ohio, actually. :p

    When your state senators ban weapons, only to turn around and sell them to gangs and drug cartels.
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  12. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    I was making a table yesterday using a door I bought at Lowes, on the product label is a warning about sawdust...known in CA to cause cancer.:rolleyes:
     
  13. Branth

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  14. gasman42

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    No guns, but porn is acceptable..
     
  15. Rachgier

    Rachgier Administrator Staff Member

    As long as the "actors" wear condoms.

    Side Note: You would be the one to mention porn...
     
  16. Why at some point did he make an embarrassing post about a habit not normally discussed?
    :p
     
  17. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    We have a catchphrase.... Pulling a Gasman, if that tells you anything...
     
  18. gasman42

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    Watch the movie Don Jon, that was me.
     
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  19. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    What you dated Scarlett Johansson?
     
  20. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    In his mind, just like every one else.:rolleyes: