You know you're in California when......

There's more restrictions on guns than weed...

 

You realize you're able to surf at the beach, snow board in the mountains, and shoot and camp in the desert.


All in one day.


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A two bedroom house costs more than the GDP of several South American countries.

 

When avacado is listed as a topping for pizza.

 

When people spend a small fortune to live like a third world peasant.

 

When it's easier to find Spanish radio, than English.

When you ignore earthquakes, but get upset at rain.

When you think it makes sense to carry your magazine outside your gun, so it will be safer.

 

When Barbara Feinstein makes sense.

 

When there are warning labels on everything except what really needs them - the politicians.

 

Sounds like a typical day in Ohio, actually.

When your state senators ban weapons, only to turn around and sell them to gangs and drug cartels.

 

I was making a table yesterday using a door I bought at Lowes, on the product label is a warning about sawdust...known in CA to cause cancer.

 

No guns, but porn is acceptable..

 

Why at some point did he make an embarrassing post about a habit not normally discussed?

 

We have a catchphrase.... Pulling a Gasman, if that tells you anything...

 

Watch the movie Don Jon, that was me.

 

In his mind, just like every one else.