your daily dose of insane humanity (NSFW - Language)

I am a huge dog lover.. but if a dog ever bit my in the peen... or my wife's va.... the dog would be punted...

"The dogs mirror your behavior." Does that mean the woman bites people in the crotch?

i'd have that mutt put down,,bad deal,lawsuit waiting to happen.

So what would you do if you were "carrying" and this woman's dog mistakes your genitalia for a milk bone. Would you:

1) Try to gently pry the little darling off of his new found chew toy

2) Shoot the dog

3) Shoot the dog and the woman (not necessarily in that order)

Of course I'm kidding about discharging my weapon. I respect all intelligent life and would be hesitant about shooting the dog.

If that little thing came at me, it would have looked like the record breaking NFL field goal kick post haste.

If that little thing came at me, it would have looked like the record breaking NFL field goal kick post haste.

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If that little thing came at me, it would have looked like the record breaking NFL field goal kick post haste.

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I once walked into a house to install some carpet and of course, I put my hand out for the dog to smell me. Well, the little shit bit the fuck out of my knuckles and bloodied them, the same knuckles that bounced it's head off the tile floor 3 or 4 times immediately after he bit me.

The owner of course asked me to leave at which point I told him I would do that gladly, and then file my lawsuit as soon as I could place a call to my lawyer. Or, I could just do the 2 hour job, kick the shit out of the dog every chance I got and just forget it happened. Since I was invited to the house willingly by the home owner, it was by definition an unprovoked attack, and I could sue legally.

The owner allowed me to do the job and "locked" up the dog while I was there. I did get a good parting shot in on it though, I peed in his water bowl before I left.

PrimalSeal said:

I did get a good parting shot in on it though, I peed in his water bowl before I left.

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Dude, that's just messed up! LOL!!

On a more serious note, I work in pitbull rescue/dog training. Puting HIGHLY reactive dogs(so much so that they couln't be approached from any distance) through the propper training, they come out being wonderful pets. Odds are, this broad never took the time to socialize the dog. The dogs don't know better than what they are taught/not taught.